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I've got a few, if you guys have any more post um, I neeeeeed them.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change!
Yo mama so fat she did a back flip and kicked Jesus!
Yo mama so fat she got the job for the new Shamoo!
Yo mama so ugly she put a blind fold on and people started singing haleleugha!
Undercover Spaniard
12-12-2004, 01:40 PM
HERES SOM i KNOW
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT HER SHADOW WIEGHS 50 POUNDS
YO MAMMA IS SO DUMB SHE GOT FIRED AT THE M&M factory baecause she threw away all the W's
yo mamma is so poor even africa has to send her first aid
Osiris
12-12-2004, 01:46 PM
Yo mama so fat I had to take a plane, train, AND a bus just to get on her good side!
Sasuke
01-16-2005, 02:52 PM
I got some
YO MAMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE.
yo MAMA IS SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE THIRD GRADE.
samos
02-22-2005, 06:29 PM
yo mama so dumb she got herself locked in the bathroom and peed in her pants
Sasuke
02-22-2005, 06:38 PM
Yo mama so dumb she tripped on a cordless phone.
Dimari
02-23-2005, 02:02 AM
Yo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car
me has bad spelling!
Sasuke
02-24-2005, 04:58 PM
I dont get that. Anyway I have one.
Your mama so fat she takes a bath in the ocean.
Osiris
02-24-2005, 05:42 PM
I dont get that. Anyway I have one.
Your mama so fat she takes a bath in the ocean.
It was supposed to be parked car I think Sasuke, thats Y U don't get it
Sasuke
02-24-2005, 06:09 PM
Oh now I get it. I have another one.
YO mama so old when she gave you her age you thoght it was her phone number.
Kurisu
03-09-2005, 07:30 AM
Yo mama's but is so big, when she sits down, she 3 feet taller!
FAT JOKE SANDWICHES!!!
:o
Sasuke
03-09-2005, 04:40 PM
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles.
Yo mama so ugly she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
chibi_elf_scout
03-14-2005, 02:19 PM
Guess what!!!.........Yo mama so fat..............um...she's fat. :D
Sasuke
03-14-2005, 04:35 PM
Well....... your mama is so.......... um ..so .......forget it I cant beat that.
Lord Menomaru
04-14-2005, 06:48 PM
i have a few
Yo mama's so old when i told her to act her own age she died.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a quarter a bugger poped out of gorge washinton's nose
Yo mama's so ugly she went trick-or-treating as herself
Yo mama's so ugly kids go trick-or-treating dressed up as her
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school they didn't have history
Yo mama's so old her first nabors where adam and eve
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the continents flooded
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped the got stuck in the sky
Yo mama's so ugly she broke the sun
Yo mama's so fat when she farted everything and a 10 mile radius died
Yo mama's so fat that when she triped the earth split in half
Woops, I put a few I had already said... here's some I didn't.
Yo mama's so fat I stood on top of her and touched the sky
Yo mama so poor I stepped on a twig and sh said "Get off the family fortune!"
Sasuke
04-27-2005, 05:14 PM
I got some
YO Mama so poor I saw her in the garbage and i said "what you doing" and she said "shopping"
Yo mama so poor that when i went to your house i stepped on a cigar and she said "who turned off the heat"!
I like the cigar one, hadn't heard that before :D here's one I just made up a week or two ago.
Yo mama's like a cadillac, big, bulky, and good for a ride.
Sasuke
04-28-2005, 06:20 PM
Thanks i have another one
Yo Mama so at when she jumps in water she makes a Tsunami.
That's a classic :)
What about,
Your mama so stupid she went to the superbowl with milk and a spoon!
Dark Angel
04-29-2005, 10:15 PM
Anyone hear "Yo mama so fat she could sell shade" :werd: I feel like im in 2nd grade.
Larechar
05-06-2005, 02:59 AM
I'm surprised no one said this one: Yo mama's so stupid, some one said it was chilly out side, she ran outside with a bowl and spoon!
my friend told me to put this one up here, I think 'tis :lame:
yo mama's gay, so she didn't have you, she had to but you, but she was too poor, so she stole you
here's another one: Yo mama's so stupid, she argued with an archeologist for three hours because he said dinosaurs were extinct, she said, "No, dinosaurs aren't extinct, I watched Barney this morning."
Anyone hear "Yo mama so fat she could sell shade" :werd: I feel like im in 2nd grade.
Me 2
Sasuke
05-06-2005, 11:21 AM
i like the last one.i got one Yo mama is so...... :confused: .......damn im running out of jokes.
Me too x_x but I can't believe I forgot the one Dark Angel mentioned up there.
Larechar
05-06-2005, 05:36 PM
ya, 'tis a good'n' :D
Sasuke
05-27-2005, 07:29 PM
I finally have one.
Yo Mama is so dumb that she brought a umbrella to see purple rain.
YO MAna is so dumb she went to Taco bell to pay her phone bill.
lol, good ones, man no ones posted here forever :lol:
Kayko
05-27-2005, 10:45 PM
yo mama's so fat that when she went to the beach the whales jumped out and said we are family. :lol:
Yo mama's so dumb that when i asked why she was moving a box she said i'm moving. :lame: i know.
Yo mama's so poor that she had to put fries on layway.
well that's about all that i can think of at the moment.
:D :D :lol: :D Well, we're all a bit drained.
Topaz the Dog
06-01-2005, 11:56 PM
Yo mama so short when it rains shes the last one to know.
Yo mama so poor when I came in the front door, I fell out the back.
Yo mama so ugly, her parents fed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama so ugly, when looked in the mirror, it shattered.
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store, and starved to death.
Larechar
06-04-2005, 12:57 AM
lol, I laughed a little on those ones...
Kayko
06-15-2005, 08:51 PM
Oh wow that's funny, i needed that. :lol:
Yo mamas so dumb she don't know which way is up and which way is down
Yo mamas so ugly that someone told her to take off her mask.
Yo mamas so dumb that she had to break the window to see whats on the other side.
Good ones, but you spelled break wrong XD I'll fix it.
Kayko
06-18-2005, 06:57 PM
:teardrop: Oh sorry about that it may have been late when i did those jokes.
Sasuke
06-19-2005, 08:14 AM
Hey this forum is comming back alive.
Saske
06-19-2005, 09:30 AM
How 'bout this,
Yo mama's so lame she DJ's for the icecream truck!
And
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said"One person at a time please!"
:lol:
Saske
06-20-2005, 07:08 PM
Yo mama's so fat the only way to get her room to room is to greese the sides of the door and put a twinkie on the other end! :p
lol, good ones, but try to keep from double posting :D
PS- I'm a sucker for the word twinkie... it just sounds so funny to me. Twinke...twinke twinke twinkie :lol:
Saske
06-21-2005, 07:29 AM
Okay, I'll work on that :)
Inufan9113
06-22-2005, 10:56 AM
I got a few
Your mamas so dumb, she was staring at the orange juice box for twenty mintue cuse it said 'concentrate'
Your mama's so stupid, she locked herself out of her convertable car with the top down.
yo mama's so stupid, when she and a feather fell of of a building who do you think would win.......the feather cuse yo mama would have to stop and ask for directions.
Your mama so poor, when I threw a rock at a trash can, she jumped out and said who knocked.
You mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell, I flushed the toliet.
Your mama's so poor, when I walked in the front door, I came out the back.
Your mama's soo fat, when she put on high heels, she struck oil.
Yo mama so ugly, when she cries, the tears roll down the back of the head because they are afraid of the front.
I have a few more, but can't think of them at the moment..... :lol:
Larechar
06-24-2005, 03:12 AM
Yo mamas so dumb, she was staring at the orange juice box for twenty minutes 'cause it said 'concentrate'.
Yo mama so poor, when I threw a rock at a trash can, she jumped out and said who knocked.
Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell, I flushed the toliet.
lol, I really like these ones, Inu...
Mireille
10-29-2005, 07:15 PM
ur moms so dumb she brought a spoon the the super bowl
sora_7
10-30-2005, 07:42 PM
( i hoped no one used this yet) yo mama so old when she tries to breast feed pouder pops out!
sora_7
10-30-2005, 07:43 PM
yo mama so hary she maried sasckwatch
yo mama so hary u got rug burn at birth
yo mama so dumb she sits on the tv and wathces the couch
Tsukasa_3
11-02-2005, 07:43 AM
Your mama's so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got charged for mooning
your mama's so fat its her birthday everytime she turns around
sora_7
11-02-2005, 11:01 AM
yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Kayko
11-02-2005, 12:15 PM
:lol: :rofl: :laugh: *falls outta chair* man those were funny as hell.
sora_7
11-04-2005, 10:23 AM
:lol: :rofl: :laugh: *falls outta chair* man those were funny as hell.
*points and laughs at person who fell out of chair*:lol:
Topaz the Dog
11-13-2005, 08:48 PM
Yo mama so fat she fat she became the eighth continent.
Super Omega Shenron
12-10-2005, 10:46 AM
I got a ton of "YO MAMA" jokes. here we go!
Yo mama....
...so dumb she thought serial killers put poison in ppl cor flakes.
...so dumb she thought a monkey wrench is something to be used on a monkey.
...so dumb a mind reader would only charge her for half price.
...so dumb she pulled an all-nighter studing for a blood test.
...so dumb she thinks a restaurant is a place for rest.
...so dumb she thought toothpaste was for loose teeth.
...so dumb she would cut off her own arms just to wear a sleeveless shirt.
...so dumb she thought a flea market is a place where they sell fleas.
....so old she got wrenkles on her teeth.
...so old she sprinkles tenderizer on her applesauce.
...so old she had a pterodactyl for a pet.
...so old she remmebrs when Baskin-Robbins had only two flavors.
...so old she birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.
...so old her are like stars. They come out at night.
...so fat she didn't notice she had feet.
...so fat her new house is a blimp hanger.
...so fat waiters bring her the desser menu frist.
...so fat you feed her with a harpoon.
...so fat she starts sweating butter.
...so fat she hurt the bathtub.
...so fat she can pinch more thin an inch on her forehead.
...so fat the US considers her as another state.
...so fat astrominors think she's another planet with severl moon-sized burgers arounher.
...so fat I thought we was haveing an eclispe.
...so fat she grew up to be a physical fattness instructor.
...so fat I double-vision to see her.
...so fat her frist words as a baby was "oink".
...so fat her shoes smiled when she took them off.
...so fat that her favorite food is fiths.
...so fat I mitook her for a another mountain.
...so poor her only food was anyhting close at hand.
...so poor the roches and rates was her only friends.
...so poor she stole all the rest of my jokes, and now I all out!
Super Omega Shenron
12-13-2005, 08:46 AM
yo mama so fat they told her to make a change in the world and she changed her top from red to black!:laugh:
manohman
01-07-2006, 04:59 PM
lol those are funny but i dont know any mama jokes but i enjoyed reading them
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iXofTO
01-24-2006, 03:36 AM
Yo mama's so fat that she lives in three zip codes.
Yo mama's like a 7-11, she's open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
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Super Omega Shenron
03-01-2006, 08:01 AM
I really with you all will continue with your mother jokes. They make Anthony Laugh. :)
Saske
03-01-2006, 07:09 PM
Yo mama's sooooo fat, when she entered rome, rome had eight hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, my bro takes latin:laugh:
Super Omega Shenron
03-02-2006, 07:54 AM
Your moma is soo fat when she trip the contents split apart. :laugh:
Ah... I love this thread... but did you mean continents?
chibi_elf_scout
04-18-2007, 06:59 PM
omg....:( i miss this thread...:( i miss N.T.D.W.......:( i forget get what N.T.D.W. stands for......:( *sniff sniff* i think i'm gonna cry...
Osiris
04-18-2007, 07:42 PM
pssst Nyko The Dark Wavemaster
chibi_elf_scout
04-18-2007, 07:50 PM
*sniff sniff* thank u *blows nose* I miss nyko!!!!! waaaahhhh!!!!!
yo mama so fat..........:( idk!!!!! waaaahhhhh!!!!!
Dimari
04-19-2007, 02:06 PM
*sniff sniff* thank u *blows nose* I miss nyko!!!!! waaaahhhh!!!!!
yo mama so fat..........:( idk!!!!! waaaahhhhh!!!!!yeah... Nyko is missed by me too...
yo mama is so fat, when she sat, the pressure change from her sitting would suck you in...
Xemnas
05-13-2007, 09:29 PM
Your momma is so fat that she has her own gravitational pull and effect on the worlds oceans.
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