Jury NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Syber]

I have recieved a jury summons :eek: . I am not happy about this :mad: . On the good side, I am serving justice. But what if the person is accused of J-walking and the rest of the jury declare him guilty and give him the death sentence and he doesn't deserve it and his kids just started school and he has a newborn baby and his house was just paid for and his wifes birthday is comming up and his wifes birthday is on their anniversery and their anniversery is on christmas and he just found his long lost sister and he has 3 months left to live and there is a way to save his life but the trial gets in the way and I'm forced to declare him guilty while looking into his childrens eyes and they look like this and the judge calls me up as a suprise limited-time-witness and I give the wrong info and he and I are thrown into jail and die? I'm scared!

Edit:
Shortened the word "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", because it messed up the homepage.

[ January 26, 2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Syber ]

[Osiris]

you worry to much you can't give someone the deth sentence for j-walking a fine or a day in jail at the most and I don't think a member of the jurry is ever a whitness because it would make them biased and there is a chance you won't be selected for a trial because there are so many people that get jurry duty that you won't be called to be a jurror so does that solve most of your worries?

[ January 26, 2004, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Osiris ]

[Road_Kill]

1) stop exagerating, yuo're hurting yurself, my eyes, and my diog's ears.
2) so what? even if yur case scenario does appen, those extraneaous bits of information will either A not be stated or B not have any effect on teh actual crime at hand.
3) to ensure justice is done is to reach a higher callingw ithin society.

[DJ XB]

Originally posted by Syber:
I have recieved a jury summons :eek: . I am not happy about this :mad: . On the good side, I am serving justice. But what if the person is accused of J-walking and the rest of the jury declare him guilty and give him the death sentence and he doesn't deserve it and his kids just started school and he has a newborn baby and his house was just paid for and his wifes birthday is comming up and his wifes birthday is on their anniversery and their anniversery is on christmas and he just found his long lost sister and he has 3 months left to live and there is a way to save his life but the trial gets in the way and I'm forced to declare him guilty while looking into his childrens eyes and they look like this and the judge calls me up as a suprise limited-time-witness and I give the wrong info and he and I are thrown into jail and die? I'm scared!

Edit:
Shortened the word "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", because it messed up the homepage. HAHAHA! GOOD LUCK!

[Desperado]

say you dont speak english, it works for me.

[Osiris]

no comprendae Engles.......lol but if you do that they bring in inturpreters so....

[ March 10, 2004, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: Osiris ]

[Desperado]

your still screwed, damn.
maybe an insanity plea, it might work.
and there is always the potion of taking a "vacation" out of the u.s.

[Osiris]

unless of course they take your passport

[Desperado]

ok this is where uhhh......
damn, cant think of anything.

[Osiris]

where you spend another crap load of money on a new passport? is that what you were going to say?

[DJ XB]

don't answer the phone.

[Desperado]

There is always the option of the fake injury, you know saying that you are in the hospital and you could pretend to be a reletive if you answer the phone.

[Kayko]

Dude you just need to chill out you shouldn't get all work up about being on the jury it's not very likely that they'll pick you any ways.

[Desperado]

Hey its his problem not mine, I'm just trying to help him cheat the system.

[DJ XB]

oh come on Kayko, who wants to wastes a perfectly good day being a jury person?

[Osiris]

unless you get to be the forman/chairman or whatever durring the trial of someone who has commited rape or murder and pronounce the sickos guilty man that is a good feeling.

[DJ XB]

Or just plain bored...

[Neosailorkenshin]

Originally posted by Desperado:
say you dont speak english, it works for me. Watakushi wa nihongo jin desu. Watakushi wa Ego jin wakaranai :D