A Pointlless Rant over the point of existance - feel free to skip

[Setsuri]

Well, you see I shouldn't technically be typing right now but I'm all alone so I'm safe.
Now where to start other then the beginning where I began this odd train of thought *see title* Umm I guess I will give you some slight backstory - My step-father is a jerk- done.
Now onto the story: My step-dad asked for the comp, *he is picky with how it is set up* I set it up exactly how he wanted but nope so I get screamed and yelled at and basically treated like some people would train a dog (the kind of training where you take the crap and rub there nose in it then do it repeatdedly for the next 1 1/4 hours). Once his tirade ended I was grounded for two weeks from the comp. he of course then proceeded to misinform my mother who took it out on me for bothering Rob, I was luckily saved by my older brother who'd been there and affirmed I did nothing wrong... but I'm still grounded!
Since I've been off the computer I've had time to brood *Noooo! Run for the hills, this can only mean - bad!!!* Whilepeeved I thought why is it Rob had to be born, was it to torment me? and of course this escalated to Existance period.
Now it begins....What is Existance?
I've wondered and everything and anything I do always seems connected to this word. I question its' relevance, why do we exist? Do we exist to live or is existance simply another word refferring to living? We are constantly filled with ambigious words and statements of our own creating, most english is derived from other languages we realize but where do these chains start? How is it things become Universal symbols, who set them why is it these objects bring about similiar feelings for so many people?
Did we start with knowledge prior to being born or did we somehow attain it afterwards? Hmm... well my profound contradictory chain of thought has been stomped, my grounding is now back as it wsa *they are home* so i must leave, any other opinions on this would be neat I always like that sort of thing the many different approaches people can take on subjects like this are pretty damn cool well Bai!

[Wshmaster0]

OOOOOOkay.. someone needs to lay off the expired milk

How would you like to be an egg?You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. I takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

ANnnnnyway you think life sucks?

If you think your life is bad
How would you like to be a dick? You got a head you can't think with. An eye you can't see out of. You're always hanging out with a couple nuts all the time. Your best friend is a pussy and your closest neighbor is an asshole. Worst of all, you get beat all the time.

So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!!!

[Setsuri]

hmm... yes, cheered up i am.... well somewhat I'm still grounded but I can get on the comp when Rob's not here. As well my firends are taking me to the movies with them tommorrow since we have a pd-day. I was somewhat brooding yesterday- lack of sleep, lots of homework and constant meaniness from family can do that but I'm slightly more positive today Nyo!
Anyways now that I look on it I sort of like the Socratic view of Existance it's pretty interesting *figures I hit it right after I was off the comp* I think I'll use the rest of my time before my step-dad's home to enact my grounding again for reading Ja ne!
p.s. liked the jokes they were funny!!! ^___^

{wow, do my flames die out fast or what?}

Thankies again!

[Lord Menomaru]

so ur life is bad, but it's something u can't get around. what u do is u look for the good stuff inside the bad stuff. when u turn 17 u can move out, u try and work things out with ur step dad, and u live with it because it most likly is something u can't change. if all else fails try and stay around ur mom most of the time.

[asd]

Are you still having family trouble Setsuri? Oh, and what did I say before, I don't see the post x_x

[mangaman]

Want me to kill him? I have a ...way to torture people for days before they eventually die screaming with whats left of a ragged, bloody, torn up torso.

[Dark Angel]

Want me to kill him? I have a ...way to torture people for days before they eventually die screaming with whats left of a ragged, bloody, torn up torso.Well arent we all quite interesting peoples!Life for me is wonderful! :laugh: :D

[mangaman]

Dont judge me! I just have free time and alot of people to hate, oops, well one less to hate.

[Larechar]

heh heh heh... as much as I hate torture, and I do HATE torture, I have some really good ones... ok, this is what you do:

you have to get a vice, like from a work bench, and tie him to a chair using big rope and super complicated knots. Then, you take the vice and barely clamp it to his temples on his head. Then every hour, you turn the vice a little bit, and after a while, he will pass out. don't turn it until he wakes up, then turn it more and more every hour, making sure not to turn when he is asleep. Let him sleep though, because he will probably wake up thinking 'twas a dream. and eventually, well, you know the rest ;) :D ;)

for this one you need a mound of fire ants, so you should go to mississippi or some southern state...

ok, take him for a walk, then push him in a big mound of fire ants

for this next one you need a goat, a big pole, rope, salt, and honey

(this part might be gross, but bear w/ it) strip him of his clothing. then tie him up to the pole w/ his hands behind his back, smother him w/ salt and honey, and put a goat in the room. the goat licks the honey, and the salt slowly rubs off his skin:thumbsup:

I had another one, but 'tis way too gross. I saw it on the history channel. It involves an expanding rod and a hole. that's all I will say

PS: I'm not :nuts:

[mangaman]

Mine is: Strap them to a table spread eagle and at each of their hands and legs set three rotating blades that are superheated to being redhot. If done correctly they will die three days later with nothing left of their ligaments and the most painful expression on their face. The superheated blades cauterize the wound so that they dont bleed to death (plus it hurts more and they live through it longer). Do it so slowly that they reach a new level of screams through each revolutin of the blades. The pure pain of it will only let them sleep for seconds of a time, but if they pass out then you stop it and wait for them to wake up.

[Larechar]

heh, that's a good one... but what do you mean 3 rotating blades? I don't understand that part

[asd]

Torture huh? Where to start, I could get very graphic but I'm going to go with something only slightly stomach churning. Ehem...

Place victim on heated metal stool naked, do not change tempature, merely start it on a boiling level. Then with a claw of the same tempature grab both nipples of the victim (hah hah, nipples o_o) and turned slowly untl they are about to tear off. Then go back the other way, while all the while singing Reba on a 20 foot amp. Then insert needles 1 by one into all pressure points, repeat 3 times.

That's as far as I'll go.

[Larechar]

OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a bunch of kids give tittie twisters at my school, and nipples are very sensetive for me...

Sleep:drool:

[asd]

Yeah, I just thought of the worst possible torture that I could go through lightened it up a little and posted it.

[Larechar]

ow, that'd hurt... I feel like my hair is growing and taking over my head. Is this what 'tis like to be drunk... ahh!! I notice things I normally wouldn't. this is too weird. hee ehehh ehehe get it off!!! I should go to sleep...

[Topaz the Dog]

Hey, wasn't the question about what existance is? Existence is whatever your mind can detect & knows. There is no existance without thought from a mind. An existance that dies has no point.

[Larechar]

it wasn't a question, she was just ranting on existance...

[Setsuri]

Actually i quite appreciate how this deviated, a rant about something bugging me and a question of existance leading to mention of torture is on a psychological level quite fun to think about. It is a pretty good answer as far as i am concerned.

[asd]

ha ha... suffering... :p